Oh my god. Oh my god.

I honestly was going to write about something completely different today, but my goodness gracious; I have another topic here now.

Okay, there is this guy in the computer lab here @ school sitting--about 4 seats down talking in a semi-audible not quite-whisper ...but not an airy whisper. You can hear his voice resonating okay.

Now listen; has anyone ever asked you or ever told you that some people's voices just get on their nerves? Like say for example a certain high-pitched squeal or that kid that has that eerie-airy retard breathy voice? You know?

Well I have the beast of all "annoying" voices sitting just--what did I say 4 seats down. Fdfdafdsasfasdhjk! If you could hear this guy.If only you could hear this MAN! I swear as Allah as my witness; I am maybe the closest I've ever been to kicking the sh-- out of a stranger.Man, I hate him-- I despise him with every fiber of my being. Can you believe it? Waaah--Disgusting!!!!!!!!!

Let me explain this voice to you; warr ilaayn , I can't think of anything else anyway.

Its first of all a really-really ghetto country kind of "talk". I mean COUUUNTRYYY.
He's telling this girl he scooted up next too (Allaahay hala jirro, isagaa wayn o' wa7ad)--about a party he went to I think, and --God I really don't know what the fu--he's talking about its just , its just that mother---- "voice". You see how it makes me loose track of what I'm typing. He's speaking right now. A3oodibillah!!

I never lied man, when I say I want to vomit--or pass out-- If I am lying to you and I don't feel extremely nauseous right now I vow to be struck dead on this spot--and Allah knows best.

I assure you I wouldn't have dedicated a whole blog to him--bah anyway!

Alright the voice, its like this; basically I hear it because its really deep and stupid sounding --I don't want to be rude but his voice is like the devil.

Okay read this part below with as deep as you can let your voice drop and draw out the letters slowly, because he speaks really sloooowly. Oh and emphasize the letter 'e' very well, let that letter carry the longest:

Transliteration of the guy sitting 4 seats down:

an' guuuurl he seeeeyd--but naawwwww sheee seeeyd dis tooo, an i was
lyyyyke maaaaan sombodddy towlll' me laaaaaast week o' wuddeva the laaaaaaayst drowp offfff an hee-uh lyyyke shoooooooooooot, an imma think uh transfurrin mah
creyditsss see, Guurl is-aat the laaaast classs u takin fo- da eeend uh-a
semester-shooooot --Uh HUH HUUH HUUUUUUUH HUUH(<--laugh ) gurrrrl u cray-zy furreel

??La 7oola walaa Qowata Ila Billah??

What in the name of all that is holy, brought this fool into college? Or does he even go here?
Who cares --all that aside , mais who taught him how to speak English? Who ever did--you were wrong for that.

I have never, in all my days, heard a voice so agonizing, so repulsive that I actually dread the next words coming out of his mouth! WTH?

I mean GD! It wasn't like I wanted to write about this fool today--it's that he wouldn't let me write anything ELSE but him today--his voice deleted any other coherent thoughts I had in mind, and even now I don't remember what it was that was so interesting that I wanted to share today. Merde.

Whatever--the girl left now so he's quiet.

Ok--bye

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