Thursday, September 14, 2006 8:22 AM
abstract art is for losers..

walahi thats how i feel man...god..I'm taking this art design class, where we learn about stupid shapes, and stupid shading...God and to make things worse she has us cutting out these effing shapes from construction paper! F! I feel like 4th grader using that word "construction paper"...i mean G! D! that was the last time we used that crap....shit. I wouldn't be half mad if she wasn't making us present our "artwork" today:( uff...wasakhada..
No, really im pissed off, i hate showing work that isn't good..and to make matters worse I payed$60 dollars for the damned art "kit"( which, mind you, is a ziplock back of ...let me see..a compass, 1 sketch pad, 1 poster pad/bristol, and 2 paintbrushes.. theres some other shyt 2...but who cares?) geeeeez.... I was like..Waalleee if my work doesnt look good... I mean, art is my minor...but I love real art, like painting landscapes, sketching faces...i mean i'm really good @ that stuff...seriously..but this cutting and glueing shit is just NOT working..i mean 1st grade shit and then the B! has us presenting this trash...I hate her. walahi, waa gudaafed.. some1 needs 2 tell her to put her ugly shit up there... then on top of that, she tells me after i glued some shapes on the page:
*airy voice "okay look, ur negative spacing is not right.. Try glueing more black and gray on their to even it out."
walah, she told me this atleast 5 times basically its a black gray, white page...so it looks like this..
(PAINT SHOP SIMULATION of my "art")
I swear, it looks just like that.lol...walaahi tani waay ii baahdishay....uff...i did some good work before...
wait wait, this is how hers looks.. I SWEARRR!
wtf??
*me thinking " naya horta heeda...why dont u try glueing some construction paper up ur ass...clear up some of that negative space..shaqaabad yahay..naga hor dagaaq..
Her again: okay..now these ones over here look really well put together...* laughs...it reminds me of my old work..a bit..let me show you..
*me : naa haana' simin...gudaafed yahay.. :(
* Her again: Anyway...Okay, now get ur stuff ready for next weeks critique everyone..
qumayo!
:( man, i'm not happy 2day...i have to do this G!D "art critique /presentation" where everyone grades ur art...i've decided i'm giving every1 an F..
cuz u don't have 2 put ur name on the gradesheet..
maybe then I'll feel better..I think i feel better now that i've though of that..
okay yea :)
(i hope u could read my somali) (for those of you who don't read somali , the stuff u couldn't understand.. well..that was somali...yea....)
bye